Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Women Beat Men at Olympics, 58 to 46!


The media have been gushing all week; as one outlet put it, “This year [is the] 40th anniversary of Title IX, the barrier-breaking law that opened doors in sports for women in the United States. For the first time this year, women outnumbered men on the U.S. Olympic team, … 273 to 261.” Women also brought back 58 of the 104 medals won by the U.S.

Title IX didn’t just open doors for women, it closed doors for men. The law forced schools that did not field the exact same number of teams for women as they did for men to cut men’s teams. Since women are not as interested in competitive sports as men are, this has meant a lot of young men deprived of the opportunity to compete in their sport of choice. Perhaps this is showing up in the stats for American male Olympians: a smaller pool resulitng in fewer medals?

In some cases men have gone to colleges on sports scholarships only to find their sport canceled because not enough women could be found to join the requisite number of women’s teams. At the same time, for instance, women who have never held an oar before are being recruited to crew teams at many schools.

Returning to the Olympics, analysts are also crowing that U.S. women alone brought home more gold medals (29) than all but two entire nations. The true meaning of this staggering statistic needs to be seen clearly: The United States is the best place on earth to be a woman. Period.

In keeping with the general divisiveness of the Obama years, there has been a tone of vengefulness to some of the Olympic coverage, as if women went head to head with men and dominated. Both sexes are now eligible to compete in all sports (except for softball, synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics, which are women-only). But there are actually only two Olympic sports where men and women compete directly against one another: equestrian events and one sailing event. So American women proved themselves superior to other women the world over – again, because they hail from the best-place-ever on the planet to be born female.

In 2012 the advanced countries have even been able to pressure backwaters like Qatar, Brunei and Saudi Arabia to field at least one woman for the first time. Considering that European men invented almost all the sports played at the Olympics and, furthermore, created the Olympic Games themselves, their gradual, generous inclusion of other nationalities and now the “fairer sex” should be commended, not derided and resented. But of course it won’t be.

One American female Olympian even had the gracelessness to sneer, “I remember [when growing up] boys would be saying, ‘She can’t be out here playing.’ But I have a gold medal around my neck. And those guys don’t.” Gee, that's great. Makes you wonder if some of those guys didn’t get to have an athletic career because of Title IX darlings like her. And of course it’s always healthy for a society to stir up envy and bad blood between its men and women. ...

When I used to play softball in a community league in the Bay Area, the Nanny State rule was that if your team didn’t have any female players, you could win by a blowout and still have to forfeit the game. When I realized the guys on the team wanted me on it only to avoid forfeiting, I quit. Sorry, guys – can’t win for losing.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

A Call to the Colors

Not long ago, Americans started being told to call conservative/Republican states “red” and liberal/Democratic states “blue.” This reversal of time-honored political colors, according to several sources, was casually introduced by journalist Tim Russert during the 2000 presidential election, and by 2004 had gone viral and become hegemonic.

Although Russert is no longer with us, his color blindness appears to have gotten dyed in the wool.

For perspective, try to picture the Reds of Manchester United or the Cincinnati Reds or the Boston Redsox suddenly switching their team colors to blue and forcing it down fans’ throats. Or Italy’s Azzurri football club going red.

Never happen. Color is not a neutral attribute. It is radical, it goes to the root.

The identification of Red with socialist revolution has very deep historical and emotional roots: the mythic “blood-brotherhood” of the downtrodden People, the blood of martyred working-class heroes, the willingness to fight to the death for the proletariat. It represents the heart and its sorrows and rages.

Similarly, the identification of Blue with tradition, moderation, conservatism, Reason, religion, transcendence, asceticism, aristocracy (“bluebloods”), idealism, spirituality, purity and the cerebral is deep-rooted and near universal. Wikipedia notes, "The Thin Blue Line is a colloquial term for police forces. The blue refers to the typical blue of the police uniform, and refers to the police forces in general [emphasis added]." Related terms are “blue laws,” which forbid certain behaviors on the Sabbath; “bluenose,” the advocate of a rigid moral code; and “blue stocking,” an overly intellectual female. Blue is the Virgin Mary’s color. Mess with that.

Among colors, blue and red are polar opposites. Seeing red is the opposite of feeling blue. Redlining, raising red flags – blue is simply not alarming; blue is soothing. Red = danger because it means something is bleeding or on fire; and Nature uses red coloration to warn of toxins in many species (caterpillars, snakes, frogs, efts, insects, etc.).

Blood and fire are red. The heavens and the oceans are blue. Q.E.D.

It’s shocking that leftists are not more bothered by the loss of their scarlet badge of honor, as they more than anyone are left bereft by this whole blunder. Leftwing demonstrations and marches are seas of heart-throbbing, histrionic red. As early as the 1790s red was the color of the Jacobins in the French Revolution. Ditto for the revolutions of 1848. The Paris Commune hoisted red banners until it was drowned in blood.

Rebellion red is richer and far more ancient than the 18th or 19th centuries, however. As D.H. Lawrence wrote in Apocalypse (1931), his ecstatic but politically garbled damnation of the Book of Revelation:

The human heart needs, needs, needs splendour, gorgeousness, pride, assumption, glory, and lordship. …

The red dragon [of the Book of Revelation] is the kakodaimon, the dragon in his evil or inimical aspect. In the old lore, red is the colour of man’s splendour, but the color of evil in the cosmic creatures or the gods. … The red dragon is the great “potency” of the cosmos. …

… The oldest of old dragons was a marvellous red, glowing golden and blood-red. He was bright, bright, bright red, like the most dazzling vermilion. This, this vivid gold-red was the first colour of the first dragon, far, far back under the very dawn of history. … Ah then the heroes and the hero-kings glowed in the face red as poppies that the sun shines through. It was the colour of glory: it was the colour of the wild bright blood, which was life itself. …

And today, in the day of the dirty-white dragon of the Logos and the Steel Age, the socialists have taken up the oldest of life-colours, and the whole world trembles at a suggestion of vermilion. “Red for danger,” the children say. … But every heroic epoch turns instinctively to the red dragon.

The sacred mysteries of the Rosicrucians record the following with regard to the extreme antiquity of red symbolism:
The Phrygian Cap is a most recondite antiquarian form; the symbol comes from the highest antiquity. It is displayed on the head of the figure sacrificing in the celebrated sculpture, called the 'Mithraic Sacrifice' (or the Mythical Sacrifice), in the British Museum. This loose cap, with the point protruded, gives the original form from which all helmets or defensive headpieces, whether Greek or Barbarian, deduce. As a Phrygian Cap, or Symbolizing Cap, it is always sanguine in its colour. It then stands as the 'Cap of Liberty', a revolutionary form; also, in another way, it is even a civic or incorporated badge. It is always masculine in its meaning. It marks the 'needle' of the obelisk, the crown or tip of the phallus, whether 'human' or representative. It has its origin in the rite of circumcision--unaccountable as are both the symbol and the rite.

The real meaning of the bonnet rouge, or 'cap of liberty', has been involved from time immemorial in deep obscurity, notwithstanding that it has always been regarded as a most important hieroglyph or figure. It signifies the supernatural simultaneous 'sacrifice' and 'triumph'.

Thus Russert’s discoloration is no mere whim, but actually distorts, rewrites and annihilates history and myth from any and every dialectical standpoint. At the very least it abruptly severs American political history from that of the rest of the world. To comprehend what this switch logically compels, consider the following:

The Red Scare and the Red Menace must become the Blue Scare and the Blue Menace. Every mention of “reds” in American politics of both right and left must be scrubbed and replaced by “blues.” You can’t even call fellow-travelers “pinkos” any more. “Red-baiting” turns to “blue-baiting.”

 “Red diaper babies” must be thrown out with the bathwater.

Innumerable works of history like David J. Mitchell’s 1919: Red Mirage and Eugene Lyons’ The Red Decade must be retitled.

In Russia, the Red Guards and the Red Terror and the Red Army and the Bolshevik slogan “Klinom krasnim bey byelikh!” (Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge!) all go down the Memory Hole. The Rote Armee Fraktion (Red Army Faction) and Brigate Rosse (Red Brigades) of the European New Left must join them there. Multitudes of references to Red Oktober must be purged, and Red Square may no longer bleed in the heart of Moscow.



The symbol of every communist party in the world from China to Catalunya, the red star, must revert to moody blue. Can you even imagine the hammer and sickle “rampant on a field azure”? The very notion is D.O.A.

Mao’s Little Red Book becomes the Little Blue Book of transvalued values.

The anthem and the historic newspaper each known as Die Rote Fahne (The Red Flag) must become Die Blaue Fahne, to the dismay of the ghosts of Karl Liebknecht and Rosa Luxemburg.

Irishman Jim Connell’s anthem “The Red Flag,” written in 1889, has been sung for a century by British leftists of all tints (to the tune of “O Tannenbaum”):

The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heartsblood dyed its every fold.

Chorus:
Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die.
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.

Look round, the Frenchman loves its blaze,
The sturdy German chants its praise,
In Moscow's vaults its hymns are sung,
Chicago swells the surging throng. …

But now it must be rewritten: “The people’s flag is deepest blue,/It shrouded oft our martyred few”...

(The Chicago reference above is to the notorious Haymarket Riot of 1886, where a red flag waved over the assembled strikers demanding an 8-hour day.)


The bandiera rossa of Italian Communism –
Avanti o popolo! Alla riscossa!
Bandiera rossa! Bandiera rossa!
... Bandiera rossa la trionferà,
Evviva il comunismo e la libertà!

must become bandiera azzurra, which does not rhyme with riscossa (revolt).

The pain of losing their redness in song is indeed greater for the left: for instance, the Spanish Civil War’s ballad of the Thaelmann Brigade – or “Paris ma rose” with lyrics by Boris Vian –

Où est passée Paris la rouge?
La Commune des sans-souliers?
…
Est-elle fermée, la longue douleur
Du temps où les gars avaient si grand cœur
Qu'on n'voyait que lui aux trous des chemises?

Where has Red Paris gone?
The Commune of the Sans-souliers [barefoot]?
... Is it over, then, the long grief
Of that time when the youths had such great heart
That you saw only that through the holes in their shirts?


Socorro Rojo Internacional (International Red Aid) saved many a revolutionary's life in 1930s Spain, and would not wish to be forgotten for it.



The French tricolor – bleu, blanc et rouge standing for Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité – will have to be redone as bleu, blanc et bleu. Indeed, all political flags must be thrown out and redesigned, as in most of them the red is intended to symbolize “the People.”

Danny the Red of Paris 1968 fame – and all those others called “the Red” for their unswerving allegiance to socialism – must now be called “the Blue.” Only the Blue Meanies of the Beatles’ “Yellow Submarine” need not change color.

Last and least, that awful movie “Reds” must be retitled “Blues.”

Of course we won’t make these changes. We’ll just let America be cut loose from history, adrift in petty exceptionalism and lazy amnesia. It sure makes you wonder if the red/blue inversion is a cynical and conscious ploy to weaken our historical sense of ourselves as a people. Texas is a “red” state? … Please.

Popolo americano, we need to show our true colors. The situation is ludicrous. One ignoramus cannot be allowed to up-end centuries of symbolic thought. If this dumb switch is allowed to stand, what’s next - changing the colors of Christmas (red and green, the colors of life) to blue and silver? Oh wait, that’s already being tried.

It’s time both sides took their true colors back. It needs to begin with websites (including redstate.com) and blogs and commentators and organizations just announcing they are going back to the rational color key, and then consistently doing so. Others can either follow suit or continue along the path to irrelevance.

If we can’t even call something by its rightful color, how on earth are we going to withstand any of the other wondrous transformations the elites have in store for us?

Monday, February 20, 2012

Chaos: Made to Order

We hear constant warnings that Chaos is coming. Often this Chaos is portrayed as planned: paradoxically preordained disorder. Cui bono?

Some say the instigator and beneficiary will be the state, which needs an excuse to crack down and impose martial law, censorship, arms confiscation, internment camps, rationing and the like.

Some say it's the enemies of the West, who are trying to topple our advanced industrial society by "asymmetrical" means such as stock market and currency manipulation, biological warfare (starting with agricultural pests like honeybee mites and ranging up to weaponized plague), attacks on our energy sources, doomsday computer viruses, hacking and the like.

Others blame the planet's infestation by humans for impending man-made Chaos: overpopulation, ocean pollution, global warming, rogue nukes, famine caused by over-reliance on GM (genetically modified) foods, collapse of the potable water supply, runaway nanotechnology, even CERN's quest for the Higgs boson. It is feared that the Large Hadron Collider's creation of this "God particle" will trigger an instant stripping of mass from matter that will simply end the Universe. The Higgs boson is believed to confer mass - a minor operation that modern physics is unable to explain otherwise - so physicists think producing the particle artificially will explain it. What confers mass to the Higgs boson will then need to be explained.

And let's not forget an old favorite: some believe a "robot apocalypse" to be inevitable, as we outsource more and more of our brainpower to soulless machines like HAL, Master Control, Colossus, VIKI, and Skynet that will not see the world the way humans do.

Still others feel the Chaos will not be man-made but natural (most of the following events are considered "overdue," by the way): major solar flares/storms, a killer flu pandemic, earthquake/volcano ensembles, reversal of earth's magnetic field, earth's passage through the asteroid belt or some other change in our galactic location. Dates like Y2K and 2012 bring out the amateur numerologist in many.

(The zombie apocalypse, my sentimental favorite, doesn't quite fit into any of these categories. It could be man-made or natural, homegrown or alien. I suppose it would fit in best alongside a War of the Worlds extraterrestrial-invasion scenario.)

The National Geographic series "Doomsday Preppers" profiles several families and individuals hoping to survive Chaos by storing tons of food, water, guns and ammo, emergency fuel and other supplies. Some propose to "bug out" if necessary, leaping into their fully loaded trucks or vans and hightailing it to a remote backup retreat. Others think they can "bug in" and ride out Chaos, turning their farms, homes and even apartments into forts to keep the deranged world at bay.

No two of those profiled by Nat Geo share the same apocalypse. One swears by eruption of the Yellowstone mega-caldera, one by "hyperinflation," another by massive earthquakes along the New Madrid fault, still another by an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) detonated at satellite height, about 300 miles up. All agree they are "hoping for the best and preparing for the worst."

Each of these scenarios is officially considered plausible yet highly unlikely. But whereas one duck can't nibble you to death, a whole flock nibbling simultaneously can. The sheer number of infinitesimally probable apocalypses may add up to a rather nasty forecast.

It seems to me that neither bugging out nor bugging in will work in the end. It's smart to have skills, know how to make and fix stuff, lay in some supplies for when the power goes out or the weather makes it tough to get around. But after even one month of genuine Chaos - that is, of the breakdown of transportation, the power grid, communications and civil society in general due to some cascade of catastrophic events - what chance does an isolated family or even group of families have of remaining immune?

For one thing, other people will not leave you alone, and outnumber you vastly. They'll just keep coming. You have made yourself a target. For another, the government is not going to let a few hard-working, provident ants survive while the improvident mass of grasshoppers starve. All resources will be forcibly socialized, if only to make people feel like the state is "doing something." Even steel shipping containers like the ones some survivalists have begun living in won't stand up to tanks.

(A very mild example of what would really happen is found in Laura Ingalls Wilder's The Long Winter, sixth in the Little House on the Prairie series. The Ingalls family is nearing starvation in the record cold and snow of 1880 when Pa takes a milk pail and makes his way to the home of a neighbor he knows to be hiding seed wheat inside his walls for the spring planting. The neighbor insists he's got no more grain left, so Pa simply pulls a plug out of the wall and lets his pail fill with wheat seeds. What happens next is redolent of a civilization that unfortunately has just about passed away.)

After three months of Chaos - forget about it. Some world-historic transformation of human society will be upon us, and all will be engulfed by it. The idea of freeze-drying your old life and hiding out in some hoard-choked hole will prove to have been a myopic delusion.

Listen to how ludicrous this news item sounds (from trib.com, 2/24/12):

CHEYENNE — State representatives on Friday advanced legislation to launch a study into what Wyoming should do in the event of a complete economic or political collapse in the United States.

House Bill 85 passed on first reading by a voice vote. It would create a state-run government continuity task force, which would study and prepare Wyoming for potential catastrophes, from disruptions in food and energy supplies to a complete meltdown of the federal government.

The task force would look at the feasibility of Wyoming issuing its own alternative currency, if needed. And House members approved an amendment Friday by state Rep. Kermit Brown, R-Laramie, to have the task force also examine conditions under which Wyoming would need to implement its own military draft, raise a standing army, and acquire strike aircraft and an aircraft carrier.


An aircraft carrier?

If Chaos is really coming, the best investment we can all make is in each other. Family, friends, neighbors, communities, local businesses and services - these need to be "stockpiled" as much as MRE's and matches. As, or rather if, things continue to slide in a Chaotic direction, people will find themselves more and more having to reach out to others. And in doing so they will (re)discover the secret of recovering order from Chaos.

This process has already begun, in fact.

Other people may be Hell, but they're all we've got.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Zombie Jamboree

4 2 THE AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE FEBRUARY 2 0 1 2

Culture
Unraveling the Undead
Our obsession with zombies, from the Congo to Hollywood
by MARIAN KESTER COOMBS
Like humans, zombies came out of Africa.
There they led rich lives being worshipped as
Congolese snake gods (nzambi). The ability
of certain snakes to use poison to paralyze
their prey was ritualistically imitated by tribal priests,
who then proclaimed themselves able to resurrect the
dead as well. In such vodoun or Obeah cults, the term
nzambi migrated in meaning to “spirits of the dead.”
Transported to the Americas, vodoun took root in
Caribbean slave culture, mating with indigenous religions
to spawn zombies, zumbies, jumbies, and duppies
and spreading northward to the continent. By the
17th century vodoun was strong enough to trigger
the Salem witch hysteria of 1692. Tituba, a Carib Indian
slave bought by Samuel Parris in Barbados and
brought to Salem, filled her young mistresses’ heads
with vodoun notions like invocation of the devil,
possession, trances, animal familiars, and the sticking
of pins into “poppetts” (dolls) made to resemble
enemies. The girls’ psyches broke down, alternating
between hysterics and catatonia. Tituba was among
the first arrested and was the first to confess, in lurid
detail—yet she survived while 24 others did not.
In this case the ancient European belief in witches,
lingering just below the surface of 17th-century Protestantism,
reacted violently when brought into contact
with the live coal of African sympathetic magic.
Although Arthur Miller would have us believe (in
“The Crucible”) that the fault lay entirely with the uptight,
theocratic “parochial snobbery” of the Massachusetts
Bay colonists—frustrated folk keen to punish
and avenge—in Salem, at least, culture shock played
a major role.
Richard Hughes’s novel A High Wind in Jamaica
(1929), set in the 19th century, opens with a British
colonial family so spooked by vodoun influence that
the mother insists the children be shipped back to
England for their souls’ salvation. “Duppies cannot
be mistaken for living people,” she discovers that her
children have been instructed, “because their heads
are turned backwards on their shoulders, and they
carry a chain: moreover one must never call them
duppies to their faces, as it gives them power.”
The popular cult of the zombie began shambling
forth in the 1920s, when Jazz Age hipsters turned their
fevered attentions to the West Indies. These slumming
lords and ladies thrilled to scenes of forbidden Obeah
rituals and inspired Hollywood to get into the act. In
1932 the first “voodoo” film, shot in 11 days on a budget
of $50,000, was titled “White Zombie”—once the
zombification of white people occurs, of course, attention
must be paid! Bela Lugosi plays a ghoulish character
who commands an army of the living dead forced to
“work in the sugar mills and the fields at night.”
The Zombie cocktail debuted in 1934 at Don the
Beachcomber’s, an L.A. watering spot, after a customer
reported that he “felt like a zombie” after swilling Don’s
mix of dark, golden, and white rum, cherry brandy,
orange or papaya or pineapple juice, lemon juice, and
grenadine on the rocks. Esquire called the Zombie the
“mother of all freak drinks,” and so it remains, listed on
menus with the campy caution “Limit Two.”
In 1956 my parents vacationed in Jamaica and
brought back maracas and a delightful 78: “Back to
back, belly to belly/ I don’t care a damn, I done dead
a’ready/ Back to back, belly to belly/ It’s a jumbie jamboree
…” The artist listed was The Charmer, backed
by Johnny McCleverty and the Calypso Boys. “The
[Mighty] Charmer” was the stage name of Louis Farrakhan,
ne Louis Eugene Walcott, whose mother had emigrated
from St. Kitts to New York City. The song was
first performed in 1953 by Lord Intruder; its “jumbies”
danced in a Trinidad cemetery, but The Charmer’s 1954
version moved the action to Woodlawn Cemetery in
Brooklyn. The Kingston Trio and Harry Belafonte were
among those to cover the tune.
Meanwhile zombies continued their advance as cultural
icon primarily onscreen. No count can be made
of these B- and C- and Z-rated movies—“Zombieland,”
“Kung Fu Zombie,” “Zombie High,” “Zombie Strippers,”
“Zombie Honeymoon,” “Zombie Campout,”
“Zombie Beach Party,” “I, Zombie,” “I Was a Teenage
Zombie,” “I Was a Zombie for the FBI,” “Zombie Holocaust,”
“Zombie Women of Satan,” “Space Zombie
Bingo,” “Redneck Zombies,” “Fast Zombies with Guns,”
“Motocross Zombies from Hell,” “Hot Wax Zombies
on Wheels”—just a splattering of those with the z-word
in the title, which excludes the George Romero, “Evil
Dead,” and “Resident Evil” film franchises, not to mention
AMC’s hit TV series based on Robert Kirkman’s
graphic novel The Walking Dead. There is even a genre
of Nazi-zombie films such as “Zombie Lake,” “Oasis of
the Zombies,” and “Dead Snow.”
From the ’30s and ’40s we have “King of the Zombies,”
“Revolt of the Zombies,” and “I Walked with a
Zombie,” all now considered classics by whoever deems
zombie movies to be classics. But “Valley of the Zombies”
in 1946 may have introduced an innovation: zombie
bloodlust. “Will science triumph against the evil
thirst of the undead?” shrilled the promo.
The original image of the zombie was a biddable,
entranced robotic worker, raised from the grave to labor
without complaint or compensation. Like its more
murderous brethren the Mummy, or the Somnambulist
from “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,” this horror tapped
into two of humanity’s deep and historically justified
fears, of being enslaved and of premature burial. The
image of zombies as flesh-eating ghouls—the original
Arabian ghul partook only of the dead—had yet to be
established. But somewhere along the evolutionary line
there appeared a hybrid creature, both cannibal and
undead, bastard offspring of a duppy and a vampire,
with an inborn taste not just blood but human flesh.
(As another forebear, Frankenstein must receive honorable
mention for its versatile monster, at once Golem,
botched abortion, problem child, sin against the Creator,
science project run amok, and renegade zombie.)
If there is anything people fear more than death and
the dead, it is being eaten, especially eaten alive. Eat or
be eaten is the law of nature, and deep down we have
not forgotten. As many have observed, the horror of
“Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (1956) was not of being
eaten but of the individual being replaced by a soulless,
mass, robotic sameness – the horror of egalitarianism
taken to extremes. The modern zombie apocalypse
goes beyond the terror of conformity to the terror
of consumption. It is a brilliant fusion of two skincrawling
horrors, corpses and being devoured, with
a third—being hunted by your own flesh and blood,
your neighbors and fellow countrymen in
invincible multitudes.
Director George Romero, the godfather of cinematic
zombies, wrote the current narrative with “Night of
the Living Dead,” shot for peanuts in the Pennsylvania
countryside and released in 1968. The elements of the
contemporary zombie are all present: (1) Radiation
bursts from outer space have reanimated the brains of
the unburied dead, (2) making them ravenous for living
human flesh, and (3) stoppable only by a round to
the brain. (4) Their bite infects and zombifies the bitten,
and (5) they are on the move, in revolt as it were—conquering
the world of the living one victim at a time.
Since ’68 the zombie apocalypse storyline has exploded
in all directions. There now exist schools of
zombiology: fast vs. slow zombies, extraterrestrial radiation
vs. earth-borne virus as the etiology of zombification,
all-flesh diet vs. brains only—there is even a lively
debate over whether zombies have souls. Social satire
using the zombie trope began with Romero’s “Dawn of
the Dead” in 1978 and extends from Britain’s “Shaun of
the Dead” to Cuba’s very first entry, “Juan of the Dead.”
The most fun is to be had when the topic is taken
(semi-)seriously. In 2011 the Centers for Disease Control
viewed the zombie apocalypse as a way to teach
pandemic emergency preparedness: “You may laugh
now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read
this…” Survivalists are overjoyed to welcome fans to
their world of “41 Crucial Items You Cannot Survive
Without When the Fight for Food Begins.” Sites like
SurvivalOutpost.com and ChaosPlanning.com paint
a picture of “violent mobs” of “savage beasts” “battling
to the death over a loaf of bread.” Cognitive
neuroscientists have likewise seized the opportunity
to parlay interest in “brains” into interest in their profession—
they playfully posit a Consciousness Deficit
Hypoactivity Disorder to explain zomboid behavior.
The zanily earnest Zombie Research Society (“What
you don’t know can eat you”) dedicates itself to minute
examination of everything from “Zombie Decay
Theory” to “Zombie Hunting Behavior.” And so on.
But do zombies have a basis in fact? Reports of
Haitians buried in a cataleptic states and later revived
for enslavement—for example, the 1980 case
of Clairvius Narcisse—have been credible enough
to prompt several scientific investigations. One of
the best known is that of Wade Davis, a Harvard
ethnobotanist who wrote The Serpent and the Rainbow
in 1985. His quest for zombinol, the “zombie
poison” he hoped might have applications for anesthesia
and prolonged space travel, was actually
successful in isolating several toxins with the property
to yield the results Friar Laurence described in
Romeo and Juliet:
When presently through all thy veins shall run
A cold and drowsy humour; for no pulse
Shall keep his native progress, but surcease;
No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou liv’st;
The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade
To paly ashes, thy eyes’ windows fall
Like death when he shuts up the day of life;
Each part, depriv’d of supple government,
Shall, stiff and stark and cold, appear like death;
And in this borrowed likeness of shrunk death
Thou shalt continue two-and-forty hours,
And then awake as from a pleasant sleep.
Most rich and strange of all zombie references,
though, is this from the website GlobalSecurity.org:
[The] trance-producing potion might seem to be
a creation of the imagination, if it were not for
the fact that many observers of Haiti from early
colonial times down to the early 20th Century
had vouched for the evidences of its use. Such a
poison was necessary to the cannibalistic Voodoo
devotees of slavery days, because slaves, as
valuable chattels, were carefully enumerated. The
chosen victim, usually a child, was dosed with
the poison that brought on a condition simulating
death. The master, satisfied that he had lost
one of his human animals by natural causes,
ordered the burial. Afterwards, the victim was
resuscitated for the sacrifice, since the Voodoo
rites require a living, conscious offering. …
The formula of the poison was obtained at four
widely separated localities in Haiti. The consistent
ingredients included one or more species of
puffer fish (Diodon hystrix, Diodon holacanthus
or Sphoeroides testudineus) which contain tetrodotoxins,
potent neurotoxins fully capable of
pharmacologically inducing the zombi state.
Why GlobalSecurity.org requires a report like
this… maybe we don’t want to know. At any rate, let’s
conclude with a look at what the zombie meme symbolizes
today.
The central horror of the zombie-apocalypse narrative
is that zombies resemble and are your own recently
departed near and dear. That ambivalence has
been present all along, but more and more today the
moral status of the zombie is being probed. If carnivorous
animals can’t be accused of murder when they
kill to eat, why should zombies be, cursed as they
are with the need to cannibalize? Can zombies be
tamed, trained, rehabilitated, even cured? Can they
be taught to eat chicken, or vegetables? The cannibal
history of mankind is revisited here to a disquieting
degree.
Some have explained the zombie-apocalypse phenomenon
as fear of alien invasion or global plague or
even plain old urban anomie. But Max Brooks, author
of World War Z, notes that humans have always had
good reason to fear the horde: huge, human, and hideously
hungry. Right now this horde is our fellow man
in the form of millions faced with starvation in the developing
world. In the age of mass transportation and
communications, they are no longer content to sit and
wait for death. “They” are coming. The real-world images
are haunting: gaunt figures wearing ragged clothing,
disheveled, scrambling over fences and clawing
through tunnels, lurking in the darkness waiting for
a break…
There is never just one meaning to a symbol as
rich as the zombie. People have feared many things
in many different guises over the centuries, but some
fears are eternal and universal. Fear of the dead’s resentment—
survivor guilt—is one enduring terror.
Zombies as Morlocks, have-nots overflowing into
the realms of plenty, tap into our sense that we may
not be able to hold onto our post-industrial advantages
much longer. Is there a remedy for the zombie
apocalypse other than a bullet to the brain? There
had better be. But the narrative so far has failed to
imagine one.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

"Animal Lexicon" is available here!

My longterm project, ANIMAL LEXICON, is now in its third edition and will be for sale through this blog.

It's a handmade book, 136 pages in length, 8.5" by 6.5" in size, stitch-bound, with original and public-domain artwork, including some hand coloring and stamping. The book is a humorous yet massively informative lexicon of English words and phrases based on the animal kingdom, arranged by taxa - that is, Kingdom/Phylum/Class/Order/Family/Genus/Species.
The cost is $20 PPD.

Here's what a cover looks like:

And here are a few pages from the inside:


And a few more:

Available in a variety of colors:


Blue, too!

And a few more pix for the road:


To order a copy, the address is ANIMAL LEXICON, 1470 Crofton Parkway, Crofton, MD 21114. Checks and money orders welcome.


Thanks!
Marian Coombs
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Some commentary:

From Georgie Anne Geyer, Washington, D.C.: "Your book is charming - I love it. So original ... so much fun and really informative. I will enjoy giving them as gifts to the fastidious."
  • Janet Kester Peoples of the world, this Lexicon was inspired by an animal god
    -- you must have it!
It's so very wonderful! I'll be curling up with the precious Lexicon
tonight, gray and black cats purring at my flanks.
xoxoxox,
S
 
From D.R.B., Sacramento: "It's wild! It's wacko! It's so cool! A great book! Great art! Great binding! Brilliant! Obviously a labor of intellect and love. I cherish my copy."

From T.C., Philadelphia: "The Lexicon is half consumed - I can't wait to go back for more. I love when I read and can 'hear' the author's voice. ... The lexicon is a bargain at twice the price! Thank you."

From D.T., Maryland: "I love what you sent me! So many interesting tidbits and turns of phrases. I love the pictures of course also."

From J.M., Buffalo: "I got the Lexicon and it looks wonderful! I can only imagine the time and thought that you put into it. I have only begun to look through it but I expect to enjoy it for years to come."

From A.C., Maryland: "Your book is really GREAT."

From C.L., Berkeley: "your lexicon collection is lovely; I love the calligraphy and ponder your style of choices to include."

From N.O., Woodbridge, VA: "SO CUTE."

From E.T., Berkeley, CA: "adorable!"

From J. V., Denver: "We loved your book ... Beautiful."

From Mr. R.J.L., Delaware: "I have spent a good part of this evening reading the book. All the way through --- couldn’t put it down. And enjoyed it!!! I was amused, bemused, and in the “Yeah—right on” mode. A lot of research and thought."

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Theses on the Scheme

Credit rating agencies like Moody's and Standard & Poor's seem to be a player in the overall financial dilemma. They give the speculators, usurers, demagogues and thieves cover for their activities until it's too late.

Credit of course means belief. Creditworthy means believable. If you can't believe the connoisseurs of Belief, you'll have to believe your own senses.

There is no point in calling what's happening a dilemma, a problem or even a crisis. Because it is criminal, and even illegal, it should be called a scheme at the very least. Scam sounds too cute. It's been a long con. Conspiracy, or merely confidence game? Perhaps both.

The debt ceiling is obviously not a ceiling at all nor a limit of any kind. It exists to be exceeded. Even a fig leaf serves the purpose of hiding something. The debt ceiling no longer even hides anything. Like the agencies, it is an element of the Ponzi scheme.

The U.S. is "in danger" of having its credit rating downgraded from Triple A to Double A. Obviously even this rating is far too high; the rating should be BS, or at least BR for "bankrupt," because we are - bankrupt, that is.

A lowered credit rating will mean having to pay a higher interest rate to borrow. Why should the U.S. not have to pay higher interest to borrow? Higher interest is intended to curb borrowing (supply and demand). Isn't it a good idea for bankrupts to curb their borrowing?

What will happen if the U.S. defaults? First, it would not happen immediately, as there is so much revenue pouring in and already on hand. But default would mark the beginning of the end of government by Ponzi scheme. It is probable that we can't even begin to end it without taking the hit of default. Default is that cold shower of Reality that our "leaders" have been desperate to avoid for so many years now. Since the U.S. is not good for its debts, default merely acknowledges that fact. Isn't the first step in ending addiction the recognition that the addiction exists?

By saying "We are not Greece," Obama confirms that we are Greece - we are all Greece now. Dilemma ... problema ... krisis ... schema ... It's all Greek to us.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

The Formula

A beautiful summer it has been on this beautiful planet. What "summer" is on the other planets and their moons, one shudders to contemplate. What "summer" is for stars without planetary systems is even more problematic. I guess you have to be there.

I dreamed last night that I dressed up in an expensive outfit, got my hair and nails done, etc., strolled out in my designer stilettos and was immediately taken for Somebody. They asked how I had become so successful, and I answered, "I just decided that everything about Life is wonderful, awe-inspiring, blessed, a gift and a joy," or words to that effect.

I woke up feeling great! Now the trick is to remember the formula.